The truth about geodynamics. An outline.

A) Introduction. Earth's core is composed of millions of mattresses fused together.

B) The origin of this thesis. (Making the reader connect with my idea.)
I. Waking up in the morning is extremely hard to do. Magnetism between our body, our bed and the core.
II. Waking up in other surfaces is not as hard. Exclusive characteristic.
III. From a single mattress to the core.
     1. It does not matter how far we get from one mattress; our mind and body cannot scape from its magnetic force.
     2. If we multiply these individual properties, we could obtain the strongest attractive force that would explain geodynamics, magnetism and gravitation.

C) Mattresses' physical properties.
I. Molecule mattressina. Structure: atoms of happinium. Properties: comfortable chemical bonds, flexibility between molecules, high temperature resistant bonding. Source: mattresses and pillows.
II. Magnetic charges in mattresses.
     1. Positive charge is located on the bedhead, which is attracted by negative charges of the wall. References about negative charges in walls.
     2. When we feel sleepy, our mind is thinking negatively. This negative charge is strongly attracted by positive charges in mattresses.
     3. During the summer months some people feel happier, so their minds still are positively charged at night. Explanation about people sleeping upside down in summer.
III. Mass and gravity.
     1. The greater the mass, the greater its gravitational force. The bigger the matress, the more we like it. Universal physical laws applied to my theory.
     2. Calculations. Extrapolating data from a sample of mattresses.
     3. Mathematic conclusions about Earth's core.

D) Centuries of evidence.
I. Scientists do not really know why we sleep and why we feel pleasure while lying on bed. Following a fundamental biophysical law from which we cannot escape.
II. Writers who support this idea, undercover physicists?
     1. Thomas Hood. "O bed! O bed! delicious bed!"
     2. Ernest Hemingway. "I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know?"
     3. Thomas Dekker. "Sleep is that golden chain that ties health and our bodies together."
     4. Jerome K. Jerome. "The sight of another man asleep in bed when I am up, maddens me."
     5. Calderón de la Barca. "That all life is a dream to all, and that dreams themselves are a dream."
     6. Lynne Sharon Schwartz. "The bed, across the room, calls in its unmistakable lover's croon, Come to me, come, only I can make you truly happy, oh, how happy I'll make you, don't resist."
     7. Charles Bukowski. "Never get out of bed before noon."
III. Artistic manifestations.
     1. Edouard Vuillard.
     2. Toulouse-Lautrec. Example #1. Example #2.
     3. Federico Zandomeneghi.
     4. Raphael Santi.
IV. Using the media to spread the idea of mattress magnetism.
     1. The Simpsons.
     2. Garfield.
V. Anonymous people who intuit this theory.
     1. Example #1.
     2. Example #2.
     3. Example #3.
     4. Example #4.

E) Conclusion. We are surrounded by proofs of mattresses being the main component of Earth's core; that is the reason why we are stuck on Earth's surface. A single mattress is the smallest although sufficient manifestation of core's attraction forces. Do not feel guilty if it is difficult for you to go out of bed; human nature cannot scape from mattressina's physical properties.


This thesis is impartial and valid since I don not like to sleep, I prefer staying awake as long as I can resist. Even so, I feel the forces metioned above.